I might have too much going on in my head because I keep starting sentences, "Also--"

The thing about having to memorize 40 lines of poetry for class is that the only way to do it is to continually recite it over and over out loud. Apparently this is very attractive to people because I have noticed a lot of them staring. Nothing hotter than poetry. Seuss had the right idea and also, ladies really go for doctors.

If I had to have one super power, I think it would be the ability to "slime" people anonymously. There's just not enough neon green goop in the world. If this wish ever gets granted, heads up.

Lessons in Love:

You might not actually like him that much if it's a burden to shower because he is coming over.

There is a gender difference in violent aggression (as in, men are more physically aggressive than women) that disappears when the subject is provoked. Keep that in mind.

I wonder if wandering around and saying funny things comes with health insurance.

There are some songs that you listen to and go, 'wow that is exactly it':

"As Is" Ani Difranco

You can't hide
behind social graces
so don't try
to be all touchy feely
cuz you lie
in my face of all places
but i've got no
problem with that really

what bugs me
is that you believe what you're saying
what bothers me
is that you don't know how you feel
what scares me
is that while you're telling me stories
you actually
believe that they are real

and i've got
no illusions about you
and guess what?
i never did
and when i said i'll take it
i meant,
i meant as is

just give up
and admit you're an asshole
you would be
in some good company
i think you'd find
that your friends would forgive you
or maybe i
am just speaking for me

cuz when i look around
i think this, this is good enough
and i try to laugh
at whatever life brings
cuz when i look down
i just miss all the good stuff
and when i look up
i just trip over things

Everyone likes to think that they are a logical person, but there are moments in life that demonstrate completely otherwise-- like, say, when you sit on your newly changed clean sheets eating matzah.

I would imagine that when the barnyard animals get together to formally vote, it's hard to tell if the horses are "for" or "against".

Hickeys are like wedgies-- pretty much only funny to the person giving it.