Listening to cat fights, and I mean actual cats fighting, it's hard to tell who's winning. This is troublesome because I have my money on the higher pitched one.

I don't think we fully realize the extent to which television shows affect our daily lives. Because of Sex and the City, a toothbrush is no longer just a toothbrush.

I think that technology has caused more problems for relationships than it's worth. From now on, I only communicate in carrier pigeons. And maybe facebook messages if I have something really important to say.

Why would the only democratic country in the Middle East, constantly fighting for its right to exist, at the cutting edge of technology, not have Crystal Light? I cannot understand it.

Part of living with other people is learning when not to interrupt them talking on the phone. Or to themselves. Or both I guess.

I am in Israel for 10 months.
I wonder when it will get old that whenever anyone does something not to my liking, I just shake my head and sigh: "Jews."

Sometimes performing is more worthwhile if only an elite group can possibly appreciate your incredible talents. Thus, I have decided to learn to play the dog whistle.