random thoughts

Monday, April 19, 2010

Just because you have learned things before does not mean that you are done learning.

Lessons I've already learned:
Milk goes bad really fast-- like, after a week.
Bad milk is really gross.
Bad milk makes really bad pudding.
Soy milk doesn't go bad as fast-- like, lasts more than a month.

Lessons I learned yesterday:
If you are patient, soy milk can also go bad.
If you are stupid, you can learn firsthand that bad soy milk is really gross.

Friday, April 16, 2010

If there is one thing we can all learn from the plight of Tiger Woods, it is never be good at golf. Without it, he could be enjoying the freedom of being a skeezball in the privacy of his own community.
As we age, we learn surprising things about ourselves. We might find out that we are not as tolerant as we think we are. For instance, I am extremely prejudiced against female salespeople whose thighs do not touch. And that hurts.
April: gorgeous weather to the soundtrack of tax talk.
Rap songs are not that helpful in terms of financial management.
They are either about growing up with only lint in your pockets or making it rain.
I will have to fill this void by writing sweet rhymes about the challenge of affording health insurance and managing loans.

Comparing loan repayment plans,
money just slips through my hands.
Most my dough goes to rent,
auto-deposit-- already spent.
Being a grown up sucks, yo.
A NYC Love Story

You had me at "Get the f*ck out of my way".
There is something mysteriously intriguing about a tall, handsome man in a suit with two black eyes. I'm not sure what it is.
 
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