Successful people use their disabilities to their advantage. Examples:

Lance Armstrong: one less testical = less air resistance

Lil Jon: Tourettes Syndrome can be its own career

Worst discoveries as a Maid of Honor:

"This game works best at a kitchen themed bridal shower."

Maybe I'm a little too emotional, but sometimes I get teary eyed on laundry day when long lost socks are finally reunited.

Dear All Managers:

If it seems to you that your employees are doing nothing, that might be an overestimate.

Sometimes I wish my job involved writing all day with this fancy pen.
Other times, I need a new job.

There are many ways that people show affection, and they come through seemingly mundane sentences.

Like, You can have the popcorn maker.
Or, I would eat a veggie dog.

So much love.

Mars, Venus: Abby sums it up

All women are crazy and all men are stupid.

Everything beyond is just details.

The grass is always greener somewhere else when you're color blind.