do you like pina coladas?
do you like pina coladas? and getting caught in the rain?
and shrek? and shrek two?
and people who randomly im after like um four years. what? who are you?
actually i like it.
when you hear that people change their name, makes me think.
apparently pam is now charlie, which i can see. she's charlie-ish if it is possible for one to embody such an adjective.
would life be different with a different name? yes definitely if my name were bertha or like candi or like burlap. it shouldn't be legal to name your kids silly things. or maybe only legal to name them silly things.
why do people have to get a lisence to drive but not to have children? or at least get a permit.
don't worry, when i am queen of my socialist country, all will be righted.
big sister is watching. no actually probably not, i'm probably doing something else, but be good anyways. and drive carefully.
i heard more people die from coconuts falling on their heads than from shark bites... just think about how different "jaws" would be if it were about coconuts.
damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
and shrek? and shrek two?
and people who randomly im after like um four years. what? who are you?
actually i like it.
when you hear that people change their name, makes me think.
apparently pam is now charlie, which i can see. she's charlie-ish if it is possible for one to embody such an adjective.
would life be different with a different name? yes definitely if my name were bertha or like candi or like burlap. it shouldn't be legal to name your kids silly things. or maybe only legal to name them silly things.
why do people have to get a lisence to drive but not to have children? or at least get a permit.
don't worry, when i am queen of my socialist country, all will be righted.
big sister is watching. no actually probably not, i'm probably doing something else, but be good anyways. and drive carefully.
i heard more people die from coconuts falling on their heads than from shark bites... just think about how different "jaws" would be if it were about coconuts.
damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
1 Comments:
At 10:54 AM,
Anonymous said…
This is my favorite post u have ever written. I wish u were the size of a lighter and didn't need batteries and i could carry u around and push play whenver i got bored...ooo, u kno u should look into that! like a little minature serna doll and u can record all the funny ones...i think you should have measurements like barbie does...who cares if some ppl buy u for the wrong reason at first...and this is totally NOT ksenia ok so don't even ask her. whoever she is. i dontknow her.
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