People say that brevity is the soul of wit, but I don't really think that's true because this one time something happened and I don't particularly remember the details, but let me tell you, it was hysterical. You should have been there. You had to be there I guess, but you weren't, but if you had been, then you would completely understand what I'm talking about. Ah, it was so funny.
Now that is what I call wit.