I don't believe anything I read online, but if it's printed in a pamphlet it must be true.
Anything written in graffiti has come to me through the will of a higher power. All messages on billboards have been designed by the underworld. Commercials are truths told through happy pictures.
Scratch and Sniff stickers are the olfactory way of interpretive dance. Mr Sketch Markers are the easiest way to get me excited.
I'm learning to read the writing on the wall and not to chew the gum off the sidewalk.
Life is a lesson best learned by making high pitched screeching noises.
Trust me. Try it. You'll learn things you never knew.
Like how little patience the average person riding public transportation has.
Who made up the rules to this game?