I was talking to people about life goals and then I realized that I should really get some. I don't need some big life goals, like cure world peace or save the abortions, but short-term goals that will really make me feel productive and accomplished.
The current list is:
-go tap dancing
-learn to do the splits
-own a weiner dog
-drive cross country
-make a very decorative cake and take pictures of it

I will have much to brag about at my 47th high school reunion.