The second day of jury duty, the judge came in to tell us gathered citizens that the case was being settled out of court and we could all go home. A lady in the front announced: "I prayed we would be able to leave today!" and I responded, "Well, then it's no wonder the continent of Africa is starving to death if you're clogging up the prayer-lines with jury duty requests!"
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2 Comments:
At 11:07 AM, Chejo said…
Amen!
At 7:16 PM, Jeff said…
Stick it to the man!
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