Today as I was walking across campus, out of the corner of my eye I saw something jump. It was the biggest and weirdest looking squirrel I had ever seen. It was very strange and didn't have the usual bushy tail of a squirrel, but a long sleek tail and green eyes. It had short stripey fur, unlike any I've seen on a squirrel before. It was much bigger than any squirrel I've ever seen, about the size of a cat, even with cat ears. Very, very odd squirrel.