"Your blog isn't funny," he said, because he was extraordinarily infatuated with her genius and wit.
"Maybe you would like it if it were about you," she responded, knowing he was equally infatuated with himself.
"I'm just being honest," he replied, because it is very difficult to argue with that.
"Thank you for your honesty," she said honestly as she restrained herself from punching him in the face. She was pretty sure it wouldn't help anything and, after all, he was the pope.