Being in New York more than a week now, I'm starting to solve the subtle mysteries of the city. For example, I was on the subway and saw what appeared to be a woman holding a bag with a shoe box in it. And on the bag it said: exposeshoes.com Expose Shoes. Just a woman who bought shoes, right? Wrong. Obviously an undercover cop. Look again: exposeshoes.com = Exposes Hoes.
I. am. a. detective.