With everyone beginning to get engaged and married, I realize that I should start my dream wedding plans.

Attire: informal party, like my Bat Mitzvah, probably wearing the same jean overalls.
Food: chocolate fountains, waterfalls, rivers and oceans.
Decoration: edible flowers, petting zoo.
Entertainment: DJ with same playlist as my Bat Mitzvah, circa 1997.
(Husband "surprise" serenade with Barenaked Ladies "If I had a million dollars")
Celebrity guest: Jon Stewart
Ceremony: includes family vs. inlaws at Family Feud

Romantic, no?
In looking at this written out, it sounds a lot like a county fair.
I'm okay with that.
Also I am mostly serious about all of it.