I would like to adopt identical twin Chinese girls because
1) Asian children are cuter than Other children
2) Things in pairs are cuter than things alone
3) So I can pretend they are not identical and be very offended when people can't tell them apart
1) Asian children are cuter than Other children
2) Things in pairs are cuter than things alone
3) So I can pretend they are not identical and be very offended when people can't tell them apart
1 Comments:
At 1:35 PM,
Anonymous said…
4. Teach them how to sing "ring around the rosey" very slowly
5. My life will pan out like a horror movie
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