"It's time to move on."
"But I just can't forget about you."
"You're going to have to."
"Yea I know, but the pen on my hand won't come off."
"Did you try washing it with soap?"
"Uh yea."
"Did you use sharpee?"
"No, what do you think I am?"
"Well did you rub it really hard?"
"Hold on, lemme try that."