When someone whispers "Are you asleep?" resist the urge to respond, "Yes".
Take the wisdom of the (o)possum and just play dead.
Take the wisdom of the (o)possum and just play dead.
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1 Comments:
At 11:38 AM,
Arnau said…
That’s a wise advice, but it just won’t work for me; mainly because next time I find myself in that situation I’ll remember this post and, you know, it’s hard to play dead when you are trying not to laugh…
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