random thoughts

Thursday, September 13, 2007

When I lived in Spain, there were no bagels. Spain kicked out all their Jews hundreds of years ago. Thus, no Jews = no bagels.
Lots of Jews live in New York City. New York City has really good bagels. Thus, Jews = bagels.
Israel is the Jewish homeland. Why are the bagels mediocre and the salad without lettuce?
Math is hard.

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