i think a lesson people learn too late in life is not to eat salty peanuts and then touch your eye.
i also believe that a loud annoying cell phone ring is grounds for murder when it comes to roommates if the aforementioned phone rings constantly and at inappropriate times throughout the day and night.
an interesting thing about the midwest is that every small town anywhere has at least three churches and seven ice cream shops and absolutely no tofu hot dogs.
i find it fascinating that people will just take things as true just because i say them with confidence, whether or not i just made it up.
you can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time...or maybe we all are fooled all of the time and we just don't know it because we are in some sort of matrix.
what an idea. maybe i should make a movie about it.