Perhaps the reason I cannot yet understand the world is that people keep sending me contradicting messages.

People say "To save room, consolidate", then they say "Don't put all your eggs in one basket".

People say "Make change", then they say "Cashier does not take bills larger than twenty dollars".

People say "Location, location, location", then they say "Excuse me, what are you doing on my front lawn?"

Make up your mind.