You never know who your real friends are until...
You never know who your real friends are until you hire a private detective.
You never know who your real friends are until you ask them constantly and repeatedly again and again.
You never know who your real friends are until they all turn out to be pirates and you have to walk the plank.
You never know who your real friends are until you walk around and count them all at the zoo.
You never know who your real friends are until you're allowed to be a background dancer in their rap video.
You never know who your real friends are until you confess that you slept with her brother who is really your illegitimate cousin who once stole your father's identical twin brother's inheritance.
You never know who your real friends are until you have the facebook.
You never know who your real friends are until the time comes to wrestle in jello. Don't you worry. The time will come...
You never know who your real friends are until you ask them constantly and repeatedly again and again.
You never know who your real friends are until they all turn out to be pirates and you have to walk the plank.
You never know who your real friends are until you walk around and count them all at the zoo.
You never know who your real friends are until you're allowed to be a background dancer in their rap video.
You never know who your real friends are until you confess that you slept with her brother who is really your illegitimate cousin who once stole your father's identical twin brother's inheritance.
You never know who your real friends are until you have the facebook.
You never know who your real friends are until the time comes to wrestle in jello. Don't you worry. The time will come...
2 Comments:
At 11:15 PM,
Anonymous said…
You won't just be my background dancer, you'll be the guest lover breathing hot sex noises in my rap video. Because I will have a rap video. With pirates. Auditions on facebook. Be there.
At 8:01 PM,
Daniel said…
You never know who your real friends are until you ask them to test their blood to better your average
You never know who your real friends are until you try and organize a running man contest
You never know who your real friends are until its your birthday and they wrote on your wall
You never know who your real friends are until you try and decide which Friends character you are
You never know who your real friends are until it snows at midnight and want to go make a snow ball
You never know who your real friends are until you wake up and you are cleanly shaven
You never know who your real friends are until other people see them too
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