Dictatorship

If, and by if I mean when, I become a dictator of a random country, my first order will be to make it law for me to be the official mixed chocolate taster, as a service to the people. How else will they know which square chocolate is the cararmel one? Honestly. Some people.


There comes a time in every life when one must realize that there is more to existence than stickers. And a sad day it is.


The thing about people is what? Who ARE you?


One day the squirrels will take over. One day. Okay, maybe a day and half. The Andes weren't built in a week you know.


Do you see my point? Ever? What about if you squint real hard?