Sometimes it's so hot outside you can't do anything except sit on top of your gallon ice cream container and remember the time it was so cold you wished it would be this hot. And whine.

There is one significant thing missing from my life and its absence weighs heavy on my heart. For full contentment I need a life size hamster ball that I can roll around in.

A title-less paper is not so bad, so why can't I turn in a paper-less title?
It's a really good title, I promise.

Of all the typos in all the world, you had to walk into mime.

I bet Eskimos don't play "icebreakers" when they meet people because it's bad luck to talk of such things.