It is possible that everyone has a job because without one, it's pretty boring.

I just entered the W.I.N.S. Sweepstakes: Walk in Nick's Shoes which gives me the chance to win a meeting with Nick Jonas from the Jonas brothers who has Type 1 diabetes.
Other prizes:

4 Grand Prizes

Winners get to meet Nick in L.A. Flights and hotel included. And the opportunity to be part of Team Jonas at the JDRF Walk to Cure Diabetes. Plus, you'll receive your own personal diabetes coach for 1 year who will help you simplify your life with diabetes through one-to-one support.

10 First Prizes

Walk in a pair of autographed sneakers signed by Nick!

100 Runner-Up Prizes

Special edition Nick's Simple Wins t-shirts.

That is correct. If you do not win a trip to LA and free diabetes coach (which is obviously why I doing it-- I'm not sure which ones the Jonas Brothers are, I am very old), you get to walk in shoes. Walk. In autographed shoes. Do you get to keep them? Probably not. But you can walk in them.
I hope I win!
If I do, you'll know. I'll be the one walking for diabetes with Team Jonas.

The best thing about the new iphone is I don't have to worry about getting my regular cell phone being stolen.

Rat count: stable at 11
Cockroach count: 3
Turns out, I hate cockroaches more.

Tight pants, long hair-- you can tell Israeli males a mile away. They're the ones reading books the wrong direction.

Rat count thus far: 11.
Above ground sightings: 1.
Fear of the plague: growing.

It may seem obvious, but it bears repeating: you cannot just chew a non-chewable vitamin. Even if you try really hard.

Hebrew language class: $700

American sign language class: $600

Being as multi-lingual as you wanna be: Homelessness.