random thoughts

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

What does it mean when your boyfriend says to you, "I like when you're mean to me. You're witty so it's funny"? It means our relationship will take a turn for the hilarious.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Time flies when you're watching Disney movies in your head.

Monday, May 05, 2008

Who designed bike seats? Obviously someone with bad estimation skills.
It takes creativity to fall off a stationary bike.
You know you're in Israel when...

You're sitting on a bus next to an old lady who asks for help with changing the time on her cell phone and it was just a scheme so she could ask to set you up with her grandson.
 
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