Basically everyone is a hypocrite in some way... except for tribesmen and homeless people.

There's something very feminist about a man who insists on paying.

He celebrated Cinco de Mayo by saying "Gracias" to every man with a mustache, regardless of race.

I would do anything for you as long as it involved very little effort on my part.

There comes a time in every girl's life when she continues dating someone just until she gets to ride on the back of his motorcycle.

Things would have been perfect if only they'd gone completely differently.

I don't know what it is, but there's something about finals week that makes me want to do all my laundry instead of study. Shouldn't I follow my heart?

Maybe you do not understand what libraries are if you:
Talk loudly on your cell phone.
Talk loudly on your cell phone about sexual conversations you have with girls you meet online.
Talk loudly to yourself when you are not on your cell phone.
Pick your nose while sitting across from other people.
Laugh not quietly to yourself while I am trying to be productive.

Maybe it is my responsibility as a caring Citizen of the World to inform you.

She misses who she imagined he was and loves him now for who she pretends he's become.
How can it not work out?
All love stories are written on delusional mis-memories and impossible circumstances.

Hindsight is totally airbrushed.

Help-- I am trapped in nostalgia and I can't get out!